Do-It-Yourself James Bond & Pussy Galore Halloween Costumes

No couple ever exuded more raw sex appeal than secret agent James Bond and his most famous conquest, Pussy Galore. 60s hotties are the best (not hotties in their 60s).

Items you will need for the Halloween costumes:
For him:

Tuxedo
Fake gun
Martini (shaken, not stirred)

For her:

White dress
Heels
Blonde wig

James Bond dressed, if not acted like the perfect English gentleman, so you need to dress for the occasion. We recommend a dark suit or tuxedo (black). Everyone should be neat, pressed, shined and orderly. Carry a dark toy gun (concealed) as a prop. Now all you need is a martini, shaken, not stirred. Pussy Galore had sex written all over her (OK, mainly on her chest). We recommend a white dress. Make sure the chest is accentuated. Curvy. Leggy. Busty. That’s the look you are going for. Feel free to stuff the bra. Your bust should be ripe and ample. Is it getting hot in here or is just socreepy? OK. Now, let’s talk about the hair. Blonde. Coiffed. Stiff as a board. Pussy was nothing if not a sensible 60s gal. Your hair should be able to ricochet a bullet or withstand a Force-4 hurricane.

Frightening Fact:
Pussy Galore introduces herself to Bond, who replies “I must be dreaming.” The original script had Bond replying “I know you are, but what’s your name?” This was deemed too suggestive. In the novel, Pussy Galore is a lesbian, which is why she gives Bond the cold shoulder to start with. Isn’t that fabulous?