Do-It-Yourself Fat Bastard Halloween Costume

Are you dead sexy? We’re here to tell you, once you’ve dressed fat, you never go back. Have you ever had some Scottish in you? Would you like to? You need to dress up as Fat Bastard for Halloween!

Items you will need:

Very large black button-down shirt
Large amount of argyle fabric
Black socks
Black loafers
Pillows or packing materials
Safety pins
Red wig (man’s)
Driving or golf cap

Put on the oversized white shirt. Wrap the argyle fabric around your waist and use the safety pins to attach the fabric together, forming the skirt of your kilt. Wear black socks and loafers. Put on your red wig. Stuff your pants and shirt with as much packing material as possible to bulk yourself up and ust remember to act like a fat bastard for the night.

Frightening Fact:
It took Mike Myers seven hours to get into the Fat Bastard suit. We’re pretty sure it won’t take you that long.

You can buy the Fat Bastard Halloween Costume here.

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