Archive for July, 2005

Do-It-Yourself Freddy Krueger Nightmare on Elm Street Halloween Costume

Unless you have a professional make-up effects artist at your disposal, you are going to need to buy most of the materials that go into a transformation to Freddy Krueger. After all, the nightmare man from Elm Street was badly burned on his face and hands, and those kinds of things are hard to re-create without some degree of knowledge.

Items you will need:

A red and green striped sweater
A brown Fedora hat
A black pair of trousers
Black shoes
Razor glove
Tan and red face makeup or a Freddy Krueger mask

Unless your knit-happy grandma has a strange sense of humor or a horrible fashion sense, we’re assuming you don’t have a red and green sweater lying around your house. That’s OK. You can buy one here, through SoCreepy.com. Once you get the sweater, put it on with black trousers, black socks and black shoes or boots. Put on your brown Fedora hat. As for the Freddy’s signature weapon — his glove of steel razors — you have a few option. You can check eBay for Freddy’s glove. Several versions are available online — including everything from cheap plastic finger knives to replicas that use real metal or steel!

You can also make your own glove if you wish. Cut out the “razors” in cardboard. Attach the razors to a brown glove using masking tape. Use glue to add tinfoil to the cardboard, giving the blades a metallic appearance. Do your best to apply makeup that will resemble Freddy’s face. If you want something to model him after, think about what a pepperoni pizza looks like — lots of bumpy beige things with an occasional saucer of red. One, Two Freddy’s coming for you . . .




Frightening Fact:
“A Nightmare on Elm Street” Director Wes Craven named Freddy Krueger after a kid who bullied him in school.

Do-It-Yourself Frankenstein Halloween Costume

It took Dr. Frankenstein a lot of time and hard work to create Frankenstein, but you will fare much better if you decide to make your Frankenstein Halloween costume at home. There’s no need to find a dead body or wait for a hellacious thunderstorm. Here are directions to make a homemade Frankie Halloween costume!

Items you will need:

Green makeup or body paint
Black makeup
Dark blazer or suit coat
Dark shirt
Dark pants
Dark boots

First, your clothes. Dark. You need to wear a dark shirt, dark blazer or suit coat, dark trousers, dark socks and dark boots. You want boots that give you as much height as possible. The best Frankensteins are those that tower over the rest of the Halloween party guests. Cover your face and hands with the green face or body paint. Use the black makeup to give yourself a scar from the hairline down toward your eyebrow. Accentuate your eyebrows and lips with the black makeup as well, and draw a bolt on either side of your neck. Muss your dark hair or don a black wig.



Frightening Fact:
Bela Lugosi was offered the role of the Frankenstein, but refused on the grounds that his character would not speak. Lugosi also insisted on creating his own makeup for The Monster, but his design was rejected.

Do-It-Yourself Fat Bastard Halloween Costume

Are you dead sexy? We’re here to tell you, once you’ve dressed fat, you never go back. Have you ever had some Scottish in you? Would you like to? You need to dress up as Fat Bastard for Halloween!

Items you will need:

Very large black button-down shirt
Large amount of argyle fabric
Black socks
Black loafers
Pillows or packing materials
Safety pins
Red wig (man’s)
Driving or golf cap

Put on the oversized white shirt. Wrap the argyle fabric around your waist and use the safety pins to attach the fabric together, forming the skirt of your kilt. Wear black socks and loafers. Put on your red wig. Stuff your pants and shirt with as much packing material as possible to bulk yourself up and ust remember to act like a fat bastard for the night.

Frightening Fact:
It took Mike Myers seven hours to get into the Fat Bastard suit. We’re pretty sure it won’t take you that long.

You can buy the Fat Bastard Halloween Costume here.

The Brief History Carnival and Circus Freaks

There was a time when it was perfectly acceptable, and certainly profitable, to put humans on exhibit. For a period of about 100 years (generally agreed as 1840-1940), museums, carnivals and circuses featured many human “oddities”- also referred to as sideshows or “freak” shows.

In the mid-to-late 1800s, museums of science popped up in the bigger cities. At the time, Americans didn’t have many of the entertainment venues we have today – movies, computers, arena sports, etc. – so the museum was an attractive adventure. A minor part of most museums was to feature people with deformities, basically putting those people on display in the name of science. Eventually, the museum proprietors realized the crowds were there to see the freaks. However, many of the scientific owners also thought it was beneath them that people wanted to see this type of thing instead of actual science and technological progress. Phineas Taylor Barnum wasn’t that kind of guy.

You’ve no doubt heard of P.T. Barnum, of the “Greatest Show On Earth” fame – Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey (by the way, socreepy HATES circuses – and clowns). Before that, though, he was a marketing genius that owned The American Museum in New York City. He was part showman, part fraud, part salesman and damn smart. He had a knack for finding people born with physical abnormalities, putting them on display and charging 25 cents for admission. People visited the museum in droves. He also would make up completely absurd histories about where these so-called “freaks” came from, and it was often about as exotic as Kansas City. The American Museum burned down in 1868, but it started an acceptable movement (if you can believe it) of the American fascination with humans that appeared different from the rest of us. Eventually, the sideshow made it to your town by way of travelling circus or carnival. It was much easier to travel and rake in the dough than stay in one place where the interest may wane. Eventually, it did wane and somewhere along the line people realized this type of exploitation was simply wrong – at least in the case of the “born freaks”.

Made freaks are a different story and they’re all over the place today. Ever heard of Jim Rose? Ever see Marilyn Manson? What I’m talking about are the oddities such as modern primitives (tattooed and pierced in places my doctor has never even seen), fire eaters, contortionists, those who sculpt their face with surgical techniques. The list goes on, but you get the idea. People just LOVE to stare at the weirdos – particularly here in the Midwest, where an eyebrow ring still can raise an eyebrow. Perhaps our fascination with the different will never quite leave us.

Now I can’t talk about this subject without also mentioning Coney Island. I think the thing that strikes me the most about Coney’s history is that they actually built an entire functioning city – complete with government, fire department and beach – for “midgets”. It was located within the theme park Dreamland and it was referred to as “Lilliputia”. It was home to over 300 little people who made their living entertaining visitors to Coney Island.

Another thing that needs to be mentioned is Tod Browning’s 1932 classic “Freaks”. It’s really an amazing piece of film that isn’t necessarily disturbing because of the visuals of the actors. After all, the stars suffer physical abnormalities – not something to be frightened of. I think the real terror of the movie lies in what happens to “nice” people when they’ve finally had their fill of abuse, cruelty and bullshit by others. Kinda brings out the monster in all of us. Also of note, Tod Browning directed the original “Dracula” prior to “Freaks”. The movie was banned for decades. That should tell you something. Go out and rent it RIGHT NOW!

Recommended reading:
Freak Show – Robert Bogdan
This is an impeccably researched “academic” book – it also happens to be immensely enjoyable to read. It covers the 100 year period of sideshows and human oddities for profit. It’s loaded with pictures, anecdotes and fascinating tidbits. It documents a true piece of Americana without judging in any way.

Geek Love – Katherine Dunn
Simply one of my favorite books. It’s totally f*cked up beyond belief and utterly fascinating and memorable at the same time. The author’s story is of interest as well, but that’s for another time. Imagine peeking into the lives of one of the world’s great freak families (fictional). The carny freak parents believed the best gift in the world they could give their children was a natural gift – to be deformed. Being deformed meant the kids could always make a living at the carnivals or the circus – and they’d never lack for much. However, to give them the gift, it was necessary to ingest chemicals, pesticides and other nastiness. But that’s really only the beginning of the book. Seriously, this book is a fascinating study of human interaction – socially and at the family level. Plus, a little lust, love, jealousy and hate thrown in for good measure. A MUST have.

Embalming Kit

Horror Collectibles

I’ll be writing soon enough about the standard horror collectibles. However, what I consider “horror collectibles” don’t necessarily need to be from movies or famous figures. Socreepy thinks that other things such as hearses, coffins, skulls and those kinds of things are also worth collecting. However, I’m not necessarily a fan of REAL skull collecting.

If you’re a little into the morbid and fascinated with our inevitable demise, you should really start collecting some unique items or at least pick up an odd hobby or two. Consider the “Do-It-Yourself Embalming Kit” or our personal favorite, the “Do-It-Yourself Coffins” – it’s a book that offers step-by-step instruction to build either human or pet coffins. Along with the embalming kit, pick up the graphic, instructional video of an actual embalming. Knowledge like that makes great cocktail party banter. I promise!

Do-It-Yourself Elle Driver (“Kill Bill”) Halloween Costume

Who knew an eyepatch could be so sexy on someone other than a pirate? Elle Driver is a very easy Halloween costume and a great way to pay tribute to Quentin Tarantino’s modern classic, “Kill Bill”.

Items you will need:

Long, blonde wig
Eyepatch
Black suit jacket and pants
White shirt
Black boots
Hattori Hanzo sword – or a long, fake sword like this one:

Economy Ninja Sword

Economy Ninja Sword

“24″” long Ninja Sword. Color may vary.”


If you don’t have blonde hair, you’ll obviously need the wig. Another option for Elle Driver is the “Naughty Nurse” look below, but we like the sleek assassin attire of the business suit and sword. For added fun, carry around a rubber snake. It’s so exciting, isn’t it? I think it’s time to watch “Kill Bill” again.

Elle Driver Nurse Halloween Costume

Nurse Halloween Costume

This Nurse Halloween Costume is perfect for Elle Driver – just add blonde hair and the eyepatch!


If you’re so inclined, go for Uma’s Kill Bill The Bride Halloween Costume!


Kill Bill – The Bride Jumpsuit

Frightening Fact:
Elle Driver wears the same outfit that Uma Thurman wears in Pulp Fiction (1994). It was also worn by Pam Grier in Jackie Brown (1997). Did you notice that?