Archive for August, 2005

Scarecrow Halloween Costume

Do-It-Yourself Scarecrow Halloween Costume Instructions

The choices here are good scarecrow (like the Wizard of Oz) or bad scarecrow that wishes to kill and maim. Hmmm…three guesses which version SoCreepy prefers! In any case, this is an easy Halloween costume to make.

Items you will need:

Old clothing (flannel shirt, overalls, etc.)
Hat
Rope
Gloves
Straw
Fake crow
Black grease paint stick

Put on the clothing and stuff your sleeves, pant legs and neckline with straw as if you were made of it. Use the grease paint to mark your nose. If you wish to be sinister, invest in a small make-up kit and paint your face green, gray or brown and use the black to hollow out under your eyes and accentuate your cheekbones. Attach the crow to your shoulder. Put on the gloves and stuff a bit of straw in those, too. Use the rope to tie around your waist, wrists and ankles. To complete and evil look, grab yourself a real pitchfork!




Frightening Fact:
Scarecrows are nothing terribly exciting. They have been around since the 1500s and were devised by farmers to keep birds from destroying crops.

Do-It-Yourself Wednesday Addams Halloween Costume

If you want to be the life of the party, or, more appropriately, the death of it, Wednesday Addams is a great Halloween costume choice. And so simple, too! Just remember – deadpan. Don’t crack a smile all night unless someone is suffering.

Items you will need:

Dark, braided hair (wig if necessary)
A white collar
Black shirt and skirt
Black belt
Black leotard or hosiery
Black shoes or boots

The key to Wednesday Addams is black. She has to have the blackest hair, the blackest clothes and the blackest mood. If you don’t have black hair long enough to be braided, you will need a black wig. Put on a white shirt with a wide, white collar buttoned to the top. When you put on your black blouse, tuck it into your dark skirt and add a black belt. Make sure the white collar of your shirt is showing on top of your blouse. Don’t go getting all leggy on us. Cover your legs with a black leotard or black hose. Wear black shoes. The bigger and clunkier, the better. Black boots would be a nice touch if you have them.

Addams Family Sexy Wednesday Adult Costume

Addams Family Sexy Wednesday Adult Costume

Includes: Top, skirt and tights. Wig and shoes not included. This is an officially licensed The Addams Family costume.


The Addams Family Wednesday Adult

The Addams Family Wednesday Adult

“Our Wednesday costume includes a short black dress with a large white collar and large white sleeves and a belt. Tights and Skull prop not included. This is an officially licensed costume from “”The New Addams Family Series?”.”


Frightening Fact:
“The Addams Family” premiered on Sept. 18, 1964. Lisa Loring played Wednesday Addams, the family’s murderous pre-teen daughter. Wednesday was later portrayed on film by Christina Ricci. On the TV show, Wednesday had a headless doll named Marie Antoinette.

Do-It-Yourself Mummy Halloween Costume

Dressing as a Mummy is perfect for any Halloween party because you are dressing as one of the classic monsters of the season – and it’s a really cheap Halloween costume, too!

Items you will need:

Two white sheets (old or new in natural fibers)
White pair of gloves OR skeleton gloves
Tea bags (generic brands are fine – eight is more than enough)
Hot water
Containers to hold the tea bath
Black eye makeup
Velcro tabs
An old pair of shoes
Dark shirt and pants

Lay each sheet out and cut into short strips (not along the length of the whole sheet, but along the width, which is of course shorter). Now your sheet is on the way to looking like strips of gauze. Don’t worry about making even cuts, and strands that hang are even better as you are going for the aged, gauzy look. Once you have cut both sheets into strips, you are going to apply a tea dying treatment to them to give them an aged look. After all, mummies have typically been dead — or undead — for thousands of centuries.

Tea dyeing is an easy way give your strips an older, antiqued look. The tea stains the fibers and gives a semi-permanent dull brown “dirty” tone to the whole piece. Note that you have a few options for your hands. You can either tea dye a pair of white gloves to match the rest of your costume, or, for added creepy effect, you can buy Halloween gloves that make your hands look skeletal. Very creepy! Your choice.

WARNING – tea dying works on natural fibers only so, no polyester.

Begin by boiling 4 cups of water for every yard of fabric. When the water has come to a boil, add two tea bags for every 8 ounces of water. Let the tea steep for about 5 minutes. You should have a really dark brown liquid. Squeeze out the teabags if you wish. It doesn’t hurt to leave them in, though, except that they might get soggy and break. Soak the fabric in the bucket of tea. Swish it around every so often if you want a smooth textured finish. Leave it without moving it much for a mottled finish. You can make samples with a small portion of tea and strips of fabric. Put all the strips in at the same time and pull one out every five minutes. When the fabric has soaked enough pull it out and rinse it under cool water. You will lose a lot of the color doing this, so if it isn’t dark enough to suit you, soak it some more. Be aware — the fabric dries a bit lighter than it will appear when wet.

Typically the medium light tan color you want for your mummy can be achieved in one hour. A richer tan can be achieved with an overnight soaking. When you are satisfied with the color, place the strips in the dryer on a high heat setting and let the strips tumble dry.

If for any reason you are not satisfied with the results, you can use bleach to return to the strips to their original white and start over. You will need help putting your Mummy self together. Now that you have your dry strips, you have the “gauze” that will comprise your Mummy costume. We recommend wearing dark clothing (shirt and pants). Begin wrapping yourself in the “gauze.” Cover your entire body, including your head, but leave your hands free as you should have gloves for those. Use the velcro tabs in critical places such as near your wrists so that you won’t come unravelled. Make sure you allow yourself an easy way to undo your lower section should you need to use the restroom. Nothing spoils the Halloween fun more than a soiled Mummy! Allow yourself enough open space in the face to breathe, and leave your eyes uncovered. Apply the black makeup to the area around your eyes to give yourself that nice, mummified look. Now, with your gloves and gauze in place, you are ready to roll as a first-rate Halloween Mummy.




Frightening Fact:
The Egyptian Book of the Dead is a collection of prayers and instructions read to you after you die. It offers directions and guidance as you venture into the afterlife.

Pai Mei Halloween Costume

 


Do-It-Yourself Pai Mei Halloween Costume

Can your Tiger Crane defeat Pai Mei’s Eagle Claw? Probably not, so it’s best to dress up as Pai Mei this Halloween and just KNOW that you can easily beat everyone at the party.

Items you will need:


White robe
Length of black fabric to drape over your shoulders
(almost as long as the robe)
White pajama pants
Black ballet slippers

This costume is pretty easy now that I’ve found , but you will have to find the right pajama or karate pants. Put on the robe, pajama pants and shoes, then drape the black cloth over your shoulders.

Make sure to flip or play with your beard during the night, with great impatience and a loud “hmmph!”. When laughing, make sure it is uproarious. After all, you are no doubt contemplating who to attack with the Five-Point Palm exploding heart technique. This costume is most successful when your date is The Bride.

Frightening Fact:
The character Pai Mei appears in several Shaw Brothers Kung Fu films from the 1970s-80s including “Hung Wen Tin San Po Pai Lien Chiao” (1980). Pai Mei means “White Eyebrow”.

Do-It-Yourself Miami Vice Halloween Costumes Crockett or Tubbs

Come on, admit it. You don’t need us to tell you how to dress up like Crockett or Tubbs for Halloween. You know the look by heart. Just to follow procedure, we’ll go ahead and spell this one out for you.

Items you will need:

White pants and blazer or suit coat
Pastel colored t-shirt
Sunglasses
Stubble
Loafers (no socks)
A blonde wig or short afro (optional)

Dress like it’s 1985! Put on your pastel colored t-shirt, then your white blazer (with the sleeves pushed up) and pants. Don’t bother with socks. Slide on some shades and you’re good to go as Crockett and/or Tubbs of Miami Vice.

Frightening Fact:
In the last scene of the final episode, Sonny Crockett is seen wearing a University of Kansas Jayhawk t-shirt. Don Johnson was a student at the University of Kansas. Why do I care? Because Kansas is right next door to Socreepy and I’ve seen Children of the Corn. It could happen anywhere.

Zombie Halloween Costume

Do-It-Yourself Zombie Halloween Costume

Transform yourself into a zombie. It’s such a simple costume, but the classics never go out of style, baby!

Items you will need:

Ripped, old clothing (T-shirt and jeans or a suit)
Gray face makeup or mask
A small multi-color make-up kit
Fake blood
Fake teeth
A dismembered hand or limb (optional)

Put on some old clothing. Jeans and an old T-shirt are great, but so is a thrift store suit. Keep in mind the shirt or suit might be ruined by blood and face paint, so make sure whatever you wear is something you can stand to lose. We also recommend shredding your clothes with a razor, but that’s up to you. Apply the gray face makeup to your face, neck and, if you have enough, to your shoulders, arms, hands and fingers. Use black and green make-up from the kit to give depth and definition to your creepy face. Once you have applied the makeup, you are ready to add the fake blood and chomp with the fake teeth. Remember you’re going for gore. The creepier, the better. We think a nice touch is to carry around a small body part (like a leg, arm or hand) from your last victim. Go, you crazy ghoul, you!




Frightening Fact:
Movie zombies are dead bodies with no souls, created by the black magic of voodoo sorcerers. Real “zombies” under a spell don’t eat flesh, but in fact exist and roam in a catatonic state.