Archive for October, 2005

Home Haunts – Kansas City

Home Haunts – Kansas City

Socreepy just happened upon a terrific home haunt in my neighborhood. It’s called the Sweeney Family Horror and John January and family have done it right. In addition to decorating the yard in a very gothic, haunted fashion, there is an entire history built around a tragic night in the house. It happened many, many years ago but the scars definitely remain. Is it real? It is not my place to say. What I will say is it’s brilliant that trick-or-treaters and passers-by can tune into a local radio channel and hear the entire bloodcurdling family history play out, complete with sound effects.

Visit the Sweeney Family Horror. It’s got great pictures and tips for setting up your own home haunt.

Happy Halloween everyone!!

Pumpkins

I’m against carving pumpkins. Pumpkin Swing

Halloween Weekend: What’s Playing

Every year I look forward to all the monsterfests and creepshows on t.v. for Halloween weekend. I’m curious what horror picks the networks think the general public might be interested in. Unfortunately, I’m disappointed just about every year. This year isn’t much better. Let’s take tonight for instance. John Carpenter’s Vampires is on. This movie is just horrible. No, not horrible, but really bad – and really boring. I can forgive a horror movie that is bad due to acting, effects, whatever, as long as there is something remotely interesting or different. That’s not the case with this movie. First of all, James Woods is NOT cool in this movie. Washed up Daniel Baldwin just looks like a mean-tempered drunk. Yet, these vampire hunters are supposed to be cool. Nope. And I’ve seen episodes of Buffy that were much scarier. Way better done was From Dusk Til Dawn. Watch that instead.

Among the other flicks on this weekend are Friday the 13th (and all the ones after that), Scream (AGAIN), Scream 3, Scary Movie and Urban Legend. Two bright spots were The Omen and The Shining. I did catch most of the special about “The Curse of The Exorcist”. A lot of misfortunate things happened on the set and to the people involved in the movie including fires, deaths and accidents. Mostly though, it just makes the case that director William Friedkin was a total asshole who mistreated his cast and crew.

Since I don’t want to sound crabby about the Halloween horror picks, let me toss out a few movies that I just love and I highly recommend. Watch Tim Burton’s “Sleepy Hollow”. It’s really one of his best. Since we’re on the subject of Tim Burton, also give “The Nightmare Before Christmas” a viewing. Make it a Timmy night! A couple other fairly recent movies I like are “Cabin Fever” (grab the barf bag during the shaving scene) and the new “Dawn of the Dead”. For many more recommendations, visit Socreepy’s must-have horror movies!

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

We had our office Halloween party today and it was a good turnout as usual. The winning costume(s) was the deceased Robert Palmer and his hottie backup band from the “Addicted To Love” video. Yours truly went as The Queen of Halloween along with another co-worker as the King. We had a royal court including a soothsayer and a hunchback. We were able to give out hideous fortunes to our co-workers this way. You know, “You better watch your back” and “He’s calling from inside your office!!” Other memorable entries include The Short Bus, Sick & Tired (good idea for a couples costume) and Norman Bates as his mother from “Psycho”. Ah . . . good times!

The reason we had the party today instead of the actual holiday on Monday is because it’s far easier to get people to remember to dress up and jack around on a Friday than a Monday. It was a good plan. Pumpkin carving was equally impressive. From a Pac-Man pumpkin to Hannibal Lector devouring a smaller gourd, they were all nicely done. Of course, I work at an ad agency, so we’d better be damn creative!

If you’re still short on ideas, remember that timely Halloween costumes always do well. Think of any big news story this past year (Michael Jackson) as well as any celebrities that might have passed on – like Robert Palmer or Luther Vandross. You get the idea. Happy Haunting from Socreepy!!

Adult Halloween Party Idea – The Coven

Throwing a Halloween party for the adults this year? SoCreepy has plenty of experience to share. One of the ways to make your particular Halloween party stand out is to give it a theme. I posted earlier about the Slaughtered Wedding Party Halloween theme, but this one is geared towards Witches, Warlocks, sorcery and magic. I call it The Coven. And really – no offense at all to Wiccans. You’ve surely got better things to do on Halloween.

It’s important to set the mood and because you have a theme, it actually makes it easier to decorate. Make sure that everyone invited is aware of the Halloween party theme and ask theme to plan their Halloween costumes accordingly. As the host or hostess, you need to plan for the most elaborate Halloween costume. After all, you are the head of the coven!

To get the look of The Coven for your Halloween party, here is your shopping list:

- Candles (all types) – you need tealights, pillars, votives and anything else that will burn. Essentially, you need to light the party with mostly candles and it could end up being your biggest expense. I suggest dollar stores for the cheapest selection. Remember to BE SAFE. Do not leave unattended open flames at a drunken adult Halloween party. So, make sure someone will be responsible for keeping an eye on the candles – and don’t leave any of them next to something flammable like curtains.

- Witches cauldrons - these are cheap and they can hold anything – food, drinks, candy, body parts. Plastic ones are available just about anywhere during the Halloween shopping season.

- Spider webs. What kind of witch doesn’t have the place decked out in spider webs? Hang them high across your ceiling and in corners. Remember to keep them away from your candles. Put the little plastic black spiders in them and around your food table. It’s a nice touch.

- Buy glass canning jars at the grocery store and label them – eye of newt, snips snail puppy dog tails – that kind of thing. Fill them with anything cheap and gross you can think of: from actual nastiness available at your local butcher’s counter to plastic eyes, bugs, rats, etc. Fill some with water and food coloring (your choice) for variety. Set them out around the house – tables, shelves, mantel, etc.

- Broomstick parking. Cheesy, I know. But funny. Section off a corner of your house that people can see and label it “Broomstick Parking”. Line up various broomsticks (decorated if you wish) as if many people are already there. For a fun activity, have a Broomstick Decorating Contest. A good prize? A Swiffer :)

- Hanging fabrics. Think Stevie Nicks. Hit your local thrift store or fabric store and just hang swaths of fabric around. It creates a rich, closed-in kind of environment. Not all witches live out in a shack in the forest, you know.

- Pentagrams. Your party is not complete without a pentgram somewhere. My suggestions are in glow-in-the-dark chalk on your driveway, painted on an old sheet and hung up on your wall and painted on your bathroom mirrors in lipstick.

- Incense or other good smells. The Coven should really smell good (or really, really bad). After all, you’re cooking up potions and spells all the time. Give your Halloween party guests a smelly good time!

- Dry ice and glow sticks. Okay, I’ve never been able to do dry ice very well, but it’s totally cool and a great effect. I suggest some cauldrons set around with dry ice and different colored glow sticks in them. They look great, but will require someone checking on them periodically as they begin to melt. Also, never handle the dry ice with your bare hands. Trust me on this one!

Biker Costumes

Biker Costumes

Admit it. You want to toss those workday khakis in a heap on the floor and take to the open road. If nothing else, you’d love to have that pissed off biker mentality so no one ever messes with you. It’s all about the attitude – and the Hawg, and the tats and the skanky biker chick.

A biker costume for Halloween never, ever goes out of style. It is its own kind of cool. Here’s how to make a down and dirty biker Halloween costume.

Items you will need (male):
- A worn black t-shirt
- Black jeans
- Black boots
- A bandana for your head (doo-rag)
- A big, big moustache – the more facial hair, the better. If wearing a beard, braid it and tie it in a rubber band.
- Sunglasses
- Fake tattoos
- Piercings (generally ear)
- Pack of cigarettes rolled in your sleeve
- Leather jacket (optional)
- A motorcycle helmet of some sort
- Keys on a Harley Davidson keychain
- Black studded wristbands

Items you will need (female):
- Black tank top, bra or tight t-shirt (cut off the sleeves or slice the shirt to show skin)
- Tight pants – jeans, spandex, anything will work
- Black boots
- Big, permed hair
- A bandana to tie on your leg, arm or around your head
- Cigarette
- Fake tattoos
- A half empty bottle of Jack Daniels (real or fake)
- A motorcycle helmet
- Black studded armbands & jewelry

This is really easy to put together and a fun couple Halloween costume. The idea is to look trashy and rough because THAT is what people identify with biker costumes – not the clean-cut types that ride Harleys on the weekends. Remember the idea behind the female biker costume is to show as much skin as possible – whether you should be or not!! Make sure that people see you carry around the Harley keys and the motorcycle helmet. They’ll laugh when you show up to the party in your Jetta. However, this is Halloween and they KNOW you’re wearing a biker costume!!