Archive for November, 2005

Vampires Exist

Vampires Exist

Interestingly enough, there are diseases and physical conditions that can cause people to have “vampiric” traits. Given the lack of medical knowledge and understanding, as well as cultures based in superstition, it’s not surprising that vampire sightings have occurred throughout history. Add to that the later practice of grave robbing for money, jewelry and scientific research and it just adds to the hysteria and mystery of vampires. The conditions we can identify now surely existed then. Any odd behavior associated with them would definitely have caused suspicion and fear. These are the main medical possibilites that might explain why people have always believed vampires exist:

Porphyria
Anemia
Rabies
Catalepsy

Porphyria is a disease of the blood and it has numerous, unfortunate symptoms. Depending upon the specific “strain” of the disease, people afflicted are extremely sensitive to sunlight – to the point of not being able to walk past a sunny window without blistering and peeling their skin. Because the red blood cells don’t live as long in people with porphyria, there is a tendency towards anemia.

Anemia causes individuals to become extremely pale and lose most of the coloring around their lips, eyelids, gums and even hands and palms. It also makes the skin feel very cold. Anemia is a far more common condition and associated with many more things than something as rare as porphyria.

Recent studies have been published that discuss the symptoms of rabies in humans and linking them to vampirism. Interestingly, rabies tends to increase saliva (causing drooling), cause hypersensitivity to light and sound, biting and a strange fear of water (holy water??). There were several massive European outbreaks of rabies among animals in the 1700s (probably before and after, too) and no doubt people were also attacked and infected. Imagine meeting a rabid man, frothing at the mouth and having strange aversions to seemingly normal things. It would terrify the village and create an irrational fear that a vampire was on the loose. Excellent!

Lastly, catalepsy is similar to being in a trance – and having no muscle control or reaction to stimuli. Catalepsy can be caused by mental disorders such as Schizophrenia or diseases like Parkinson’s. We’re foolish if we don’t think people have always suffered from mental delusions – far earlier than we could ever know, understand, name or diagnose.

Being Socreepy, I don’t ever want to burst the horror bubble. Of COURSE vampires exist! I just wanted to point out why vampires seem to have such specific behaviors associated with them.

The History of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

What is the real story behind The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Pretty much anyone that has seen the Texas Chainsaw Massacre makes the assumption that it really happened. Between the marketing spin masters and director Tobe Hooper, we’ve all been led to believe that the history of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Leatherface and all the grisly events that happened – were true.

Well, the film is some fiction and some fact. Ever been in a crowded department store during the holidays? Ever wanted to just grab a chainsaw and plow your way through the crowds? That sounded a little morbid, didn’t it? My point is that Tobe Hooper was tossing around an idea for a movie – one based on the isolation someone feels in the dark and creepy woods in the middle of nowhere. So, that spark of an idea was in his mind as he went to the crowded mall that day and stood in front of the chainsaws. What a beautiful way to cut down the masses and get through the checkout line quicker! The “history” of The Texas Chainsaw massacre and its legend was starting to come together.

Infamous sick bastard and serial killer Ed Gein served as another inspiration for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Most people know or have heard of the legend of Gein, a recluse that lived in a small Wisconsin town in the 50s. He got his kicks wearing the skins of his victims – on his face, on his body, as his underwear. He made lampshades and decorative items out of them. He was a cannibal – and he was the first to hit mainstream America. Perhaps that’s why he has influenced the silver screen in ways other than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Gein also inspired “Psycho” and the character Buffalo Bill in “Silence of the Lambs”. Precious.

Hooper took the actions and strange habits of Gein and created Leatherface and his sadistic, face chomping family. He also sold the bill of goods as “based on real events” on the back of the videos when they were released years later. Long story short is that an actual Texas Chainsaw Massacre did not happen, but it was influenced by many grisly things that did.