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You know, Season 2 of “True Blood” is really getting good. In fact, it’s inspired me to go out and see how many guys wearing pearl snap shirts I can seduce! Okay, not really. Okay, sort of. Truth is, it’s got me thinking about a True Blood Halloween Party theme. Hella fun! Let’s do this right. But…before you do, sign up as a member of the American Vampire League. They have rights too!

The Guests
I’m making the assumption with these directions that the party crowd will be a little bit smaller than a big Halloween bash, making for the right kind of Bon Temps atmosphere. We’ll get to that a little later. The best way to pull off a True Blood Halloween Party theme is to assign your friends parts to play. As host(s) of the party, you get the primo choice of Sookie and/or Bill. For the record, I loves me some Lafayette!

Sookie Stackhouse (True Blood) Halloween Costume
Sookie is easy. Literally. If you’re a dude, you can still be Sookie. HAWT!

What you’ll need:
- (unless you have blonde hair) pulled into a ponytail
- A tight white t-shirt (search around for a Merlotte’s logo on Google images that you can print on the tee)
- A short black skirt or skorts
- A black apron (you can fold down to wear around your waist if necessary)
- White tennis shoes
- A tray with glued on bottles (preferably Tru Blood)
- Black-out for your teeth – yes, I want you to have the Sookie gap-toothed smile!
- Be super annoying all night and tell people what you’ve heard them thinking

Bill Compton (True Blood Halloween Costume)
Bill doesn’t really have a “look” except dead sexy. Haha. That was a pretty good one, right? One thing about Bill, his hair ALWAYS looks like a wig. For fun, exaggerate that.

What you’ll need:
- A tight black shirt
- Black pants
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- Light foundation to make yourself pale
- A bottle of Tru Blood
- Your utmost politeness and old-fashioned way of speaking

Jason Stackhouse (True Blood Halloween Costume)
Jason is hot. And dumb. Dumb hot. But also, a pretty easy Halloween costume. You can opt for the “cleaned up” version where he’s part of the Fellowship of the Sun, but I really like the original, sexpot Jason.

What you’ll need:
- A t-shirt about a size or two too small
- (unless you are blond)
- Faded old jeans
- A belt with a big silver buckle
- Workboots
- Optional – an orange construction vest

Sam Merlotte (True Blood Halloween Costume)
The owner of Merlotte’s bar has a pretty scruffy, laid back guy look. There are ways to make Sam’s Halloween costume unique. For instance, maybe you just shifted and you can be naked. That’s different.

What you’ll need:
- Tousled, longish hair or
- Stubble (dapple on some fake stubble if need be)
- A pearl snap Western shirt
- Jeans
- Boots
- For fun, you could attach a stuffed Collie on your back or via a leash

Tara Thornton (True Blood Halloween Costume)
First of all, attitude will carry you a long way with Tara. Make it bad! That’s right, I don’t believe this new and improved Tara that I’m watching now. So, go for the extra sass to make Tara work.

What you’ll need:
- pulled back
- A tank top or other sleeveless top
- Short shorts
- Flip flops
- Some jewelry
- A big bottle of alcohol to carry around

Eric Northman (True Blood Halloween Costume)

So sexy. So Swedish. Such an asshole. I prefer Eric’s new look with shorter hair, so let’s go with that though you could just as easily have him with long blond hair.

What you’ll need:
- (if you have darker or no hair) slicked back
- A blue track jacket (with no shirt underneath)
- A big necklace with leather tie
- Jeans
- Black shoes
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- A bottle of Tru Blood

There are plenty of other characters that can join the party – Lafayette, Pam, Terry, Jessica, Hoyt, Andy, Maryann or just some bar regulars or fangbangers to make up the difference. If you’re a fan of the books by Charlaine Harris, I’ll save some of the more intriguing characters like Alcide or Quinn for later on!

The Party
Consider having an old-fashioned Louisiana-style cookout, similar to the Rene/Arlene wedding.

- For food, serve crawfish or a low-country boil
- Appetizers can be fun – make the little smokies in BBQ sauce and call them Vampetizers or something equally dumb
- Play Cajun music mixed up with a creepy Halloween soundtrack
- Make “V” – shots of any red Schnapps – put on tray and walk through the crowd (Sookie)
- Decorate the tables with the red & white traditional checked tables cloths
- Create Tru Blood labels for the beer bottles and tape them on (or print them as stickers)

True Blood Fun Fact
Bill Compton isn’t Stephen Moyer’s first role as a vampire. Yes, he’s had years of practice. In 1998, he was in a British mini-series called Ultraviolet. Fangtastic.

Vampires Exist

Vampires Exist

Interestingly enough, there are diseases and physical conditions that can cause people to have “vampiric” traits. Given the lack of medical knowledge and understanding, as well as cultures based in superstition, it’s not surprising that vampire sightings have occurred throughout history. Add to that the later practice of grave robbing for money, jewelry and scientific research and it just adds to the hysteria and mystery of vampires. The conditions we can identify now surely existed then. Any odd behavior associated with them would definitely have caused suspicion and fear. These are the main medical possibilites that might explain why people have always believed vampires exist:

Porphyria
Anemia
Rabies
Catalepsy

Porphyria is a disease of the blood and it has numerous, unfortunate symptoms. Depending upon the specific “strain” of the disease, people afflicted are extremely sensitive to sunlight – to the point of not being able to walk past a sunny window without blistering and peeling their skin. Because the red blood cells don’t live as long in people with porphyria, there is a tendency towards anemia.

Anemia causes individuals to become extremely pale and lose most of the coloring around their lips, eyelids, gums and even hands and palms. It also makes the skin feel very cold. Anemia is a far more common condition and associated with many more things than something as rare as porphyria.

Recent studies have been published that discuss the symptoms of rabies in humans and linking them to vampirism. Interestingly, rabies tends to increase saliva (causing drooling), cause hypersensitivity to light and sound, biting and a strange fear of water (holy water??). There were several massive European outbreaks of rabies among animals in the 1700s (probably before and after, too) and no doubt people were also attacked and infected. Imagine meeting a rabid man, frothing at the mouth and having strange aversions to seemingly normal things. It would terrify the village and create an irrational fear that a vampire was on the loose. Excellent!

Lastly, catalepsy is similar to being in a trance – and having no muscle control or reaction to stimuli. Catalepsy can be caused by mental disorders such as Schizophrenia or diseases like Parkinson’s. We’re foolish if we don’t think people have always suffered from mental delusions – far earlier than we could ever know, understand, name or diagnose.

Being Socreepy, I don’t ever want to burst the horror bubble. Of COURSE vampires exist! I just wanted to point out why vampires seem to have such specific behaviors associated with them.